Silly puppy! Why on earth did he eat that money? Or why did he mess up and ruin a $2000 rug?! Dogs will be dogs and the stories owners tell afterward may be worth the naught act of the pup!
1. Some Valuable Poop
My childhood dog ate just about anything, including money. My family learned this when he ate $100 in Girl Scout cookie money that I was storing in a big envelope on the bottom of my bookshelf. It wasn’t a total loss, though. My mom got a few 20 dollar bills back when she was picking up dog poop in the backyard…
Submitted By Paige Yungermann / Facebook
2. Exposed By The Dog
As a former employee of a vet clinic I have stories to boot. My favorite is the dog that came in and was vomiting and having the runs. Turns out she had swallowed something and had to have surgery to remove it. We typically save the item and return it to the owners to “educate” them. Well the husband and wife were in the room with the doctor and myself when we showed them the lime green g-string the dog had ingested. Needless to say it wasn’t the wife’s and they don’t have any children. The hubby got caught cheating and the vet and I had to stand there awkwardly as the couple went at it.
I was traveling with my dogs, and one is still pretty young (not even a year old). She snuck into my suitcase one morning and ate my menstrual cup that I had packed. My puppy literally ate my menstrual cup. She ATE it. Dogs are gross.
I always hated math and would do anything to get out of it. One day, I left my math book at home. The dog ripped the cover totally OFF and shredded the first 200 pages or so. I called my mom and told her to tell my math teacher that the dog really DID eat my book. He made me actually bring in the shreds.
Submitted By Gretchen Zishka / Facebook
5. Puppy Found The Playboys
My mom’s dog got into the bathroom and pulled out a wicker drawer from their towel cabinet. This drawer happened to be where my step-dad kept his collection of vintage Playboys. The dog proceeded to tear up all the magazines.
One day when my roommate and I returned home from a short errand, I discovered little pieces of plastic on the floor. I gathered them all up and realized what it was. Kumo had found my hearing aid and completely destroyed it. A $2,100 piece of equipment obliterated by an adorable jerk.
Submitted By Rachel Plemons / Facebook
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7. The Puppy Who Won’t Stand For Dog-Shaming
My Great Dane rescue puppy Ophelia ate my Dog Shaming book. When I say ate, I mean destroyed. When I say destroyed, I mean she pooped out a bulldog wearing a sign.
My bulldog puppy’s favorite thing to do was take the end of the toilet paper roll in his mouth and run to the living room with it, usually doing a lap around the dining room table just to make sure it all unraveled.
If you have a hilarious story that makes your dog famous, we'd love to hear about it. Buzzfeed has more doggy stories that are bound to make you LOL too!
The truth is, dogs are infamous for doing hilarious things and that's one trait that makes them unique! No doubt about it, if you have a funny tale or two to tell you're making people lol. You'll probably have a few more stories to tell during the course of your pup's life!
